The Mogambo and Weimar Berlin Real Estate
The Mogambo is coming on TV and it made me awe in wonder of the Great Mogambo Guru who so fabulously describes himself as a dirty old man constantly hanging out till drunk in bars and making a genuine blathering fool of himself yelling about Gold , Silver and Oil like nobody else has ever heard of owning them.
Well, do you ? Punk !
So they say on the TV Mogambo in Swahili means the Passion and since the Great Mogambo Guru has such a passionate interest in seeing that YOU own these precious things I thought I would give the Cretin some credit for getting me interested in watching Ava Gardner dry off .
But, could it be that the Mogambo Guru fancies himself as a rather ruthless man of India devoid of scruples and full of rotten intentions and deeds that a U. S. Politician could hardly hope to aspire to such lofty levels of despicable behavior?
He ain’t saying, at least to me.
What that crazy genius is saying is that those of us who own PM’s(precious metals) are going to be such fabulously HeMen we will be able to do such magnificent feats of real Estate purchases like the World has not seen except in extreme times of hyperinflation such as where we are heading like a speeding bullet.
Let me plagiarize the man I describe with his own words exactly.
What the stupid loan officer misunderstood is that I don’t want to borrow the money to buy the houses, but to borrow the money to buy gold, which will rise so much in value when compared to the houses, and to the original loan used to buy the gold, that I can use the gold at its much higher price to both buy the houses and pay off the debt used to buy the gold in the first place, with more gold left over! Whew! What a plan! What an amazing plan! What an Amazing Mogambo Plan (AMP)!
I devised this plan modeled on the heights of the Weimar Hyperinflation in Germany, where one ounce of gold – one ounce! – was supposedly enough to buy up 4 square blocks of prime, downtown-Berlin commercial property!
So, with that kind of massive buying power of gold, I was talking about how much gold am I going to need, at the end of the coming American Hyperinflation, to buy all the houses around me for miles in any direction so that I could tear them down so as to provide any intruder with enough unobstructed firepower to turn them into sudden red clouds of blood and tiny bits of cellular material exploding in all directions?
I was telling him that I won’t need much gold, I figured, because of the treachery of the Federal Reserve creating too, too much money for too, too long so that they federal government could deficit-spend too, too much money, when he suddenly jumps to his feet and acts all upset, shouting, “I’ve heard enough! This is insane! Get out! Get out of my bank, you Raving Mogambo Lunatic (RML)!”
In the meantime, I will continue to buy gold, silver and oil, and I will continue to urge others to do so, too, and if they don’t, then I know they are as stupid as bankers and neighbors, because the last 4,500 years of history shows that the obvious thing to do is to buy gold, silver and oil, and it’s so easy and obvious that even the laziest, most worthless, low-IQ bum in the whole world, which is either me or someone ver
